Getting the Hole Truth: Alleged “‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’” and Norristown resident Chris Pagano was arrested around noon on Thursday after being accused of propositioning women around Philadelphia with swiss cheese, according to NBC10. Norristown Patch has the story.
Stop Picking on Your Sister: A 44-year-old Bensalem woman allegedly assaulted her boyfriend's 13-year-old daughter after the girl placed a dirty sock under her sisters' noses, according to police. Bensalem Patch has the full story.
Making it Worse: Two men in a West Chester police holding cell on public drunkenness incidents added institutional vandalism charges to their evenings when they damaged police property in the cell, according to a release from the West Chester Police Department. West Chester Patch has the story.