OMG PD: Man Encounters Drunk, Bloodied Home Intruder Named 'Bill'

Man Encounters Drunk, Bloody Intruder Named 'Bill': According to a report in the Lansdale Patch, a homeowner thought a family member had returned home from work when he heard the front door open, but instead it was a drunk, bloodied intruder who said his name was "Bill."

The man reportedly had a significant amount of blood on his face, and he fled the scene when the homeowner took out his cell phone to call police.

He was not found after he fled the residence.

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Naked Woman Arrested for Doing 'Adam and Eve': According to a report in the Norristown Patch, a 22-year-old woman was arrested after police found her naked and on all fours pulling grass from a yard on West Main Street.

When confronted by police, the woman reportedly giggled and smiled. When asked what she was doing, she stated that she was doing "Adam and Eve."

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Man Attempts Robbery with 'Finger Guns': According to a report in the Limerick Patch, a 22-year-old man led police on a chase down Route 100 after attempting to rob two local businesses by pointing "finger guns" and demanding money.

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Ambler Man Assaults People with Hockey Stick: According to a report in the Ambler Patch, a 20-year-old man already awaiting trial on robbery and theft charges was again arrested after allegedly assaulting people with a hockey stick prior to robbing them.

He's now facing another four felonies and four misdemeanors.

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See also:

• OMG PD: Nearly $400 In Baby Formula Stolen by Man Who Fled in Cadillac
• OMG PD: Woman Cited Three Times in One Day for Panhandling at Redner's